The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one’s penuts and achieves the mind of one’s into a euphoria like state and unlocks all the chakras bringing the gooner into an astral state.
Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique
Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique
Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful
by PuggusDaBest September 2, 2024

When someone partakes in gooning for so long that there penis starts too mutate and grow human anatomy.This can be reversed after some time. if done for too long the affects can not go away and the penis can gain sentience and eventually de-attach and become its own living creature.
I Flicker Gooned for 7 hours and now the effects are irreversible.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.
by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024

A deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling at the precipice of monetary release.
The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial planner.
by JBOE March 3, 2025

by A$@P December 8, 2020

A boxing technique, a punch you throw where you get off to yourself or your opponent. Technique is currently unknown.
Person 1: Yo sigma, when do you wanna start flicker gooning
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified
by onlythisaudnerstand May 29, 2024

It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.
by Bromime February 13, 2024
