flattus

A person who has no dick and cannnot reproduce, it is not remove, it is natural.

Eg: Quang is a flattus

by Awesome_guy_260901 December 5, 2013

Flathead

A disparaging label for someone that believes the Earth is flat.

The flathead will argue with you about whether Antarctica is a continent, he thinks the world looks like the map in the United Nations logo, where the Antarctic forms a ring around the flat Earth.

by Cheeky Monkees September 10, 2016

Flattened The Curve

1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.

1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

flatudump

When you fart and poop comes out unexpectedly.

Man, that fart turned into a flatudump and I had to throw my underwear away!

by Andrew Day June 20, 2008

Flatulent Relationship

A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it.

"What happened, you two were great together!"

"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."

by Gems87 October 18, 2008

Flatchumidity

The high percentage of humidity that exists in the buttocks region/trousers soon after flatulance has occurred.

I have a stain in my shorts from the flatchumidity.

by Fart Smeller2 July 2, 2011