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ED SHEERAN

Probably the kindest person to exist. He makes amazing music with deep melodies and lyrics that hit differently. Do you want emotion? Go listen to Ed Sheeran.
by HOPP3R June 17, 2022
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Ed Syndrome

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em
People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.
by princessemily123 August 23, 2016
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Aaron-ed

To diddle an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually.
That poor dog got aaron-ed by that depraved individual
by Addacus August 6, 2025
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EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.
Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.
by peksa January 30, 2024
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Ed Sheeran

hot bestie<3 shawty please marry me/j
by Moth<3 March 28, 2021
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ed sheeran phobia

being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.
ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head

you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
by eggsheeran August 28, 2021
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Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.
Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!
by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021
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