Eater

A person that consumes endless resources while providing ZERO objective benefit to society, their family, or their social group.

"Fred: Hey Tony, we've been moving equipment ALL DAY by ourselves, when is Tyrone going to contribute?"

"Tony: Tyrone is an Eater, he ain't gonna do shit but sit around, suck up air, and complain."

by Sieggi858 March 17, 2023

Blade eater

1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.

2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.

I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.

by Larry Capucha March 24, 2023

Cabbage Eater

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.

"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"

by Brothy Water March 31, 2023

Magnum Eater

A girl who is heterosexual who kisses and performs “first base” acts with a girl who identifies as gay/ lesbian when they are intoxicated.

Is she a magnum eater? Oh yeah she kissed Lisa last weekend at the party.

by G4Y4P4Y July 1, 2024

space sky eater

The nightmare of multiplayerpiano.net

space sky eater is the nightmare of multiplayerpiano.net

by spaceskyeater July 5, 2024

pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.

"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"

by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024

emo eater

Emo Eater, AKA (Group leader), is a great leader who loves cornwallace. Found in certain regions of discord such as the science team discord server. Absolutely despises Tyler the Creator.

Hey hows it goin emo eater.

by I hate Alexa Courtney July 16, 2024