The girl at work that only likes it up the poop chute because she is "saving herself for marriage" and "doesn't want her fiancee to know she is not".
by mr. hankey August 06, 2004
bro last night i was with this girl and she totally dirty laura. she started screaming “viva la republica” while having an orgasm
by Benito Camelas April 14, 2020
When a man (typically a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Usually a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.
by DasCuda June 23, 2019
Doing a dirty coco is when you’re high on cocaine and your nose is clogged, but you’re giving some fire, sloppy head so you just let shugie boogies run down your face and wipe them away as they dribble so you won’t ruin your rhythm.
by LaLocoCoco April 03, 2020
A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.
This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.
That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.
That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
by West Coast Buckeye December 21, 2011
The act of unwilling anal intercourse while your partner is vomiting into a toilet due to excessive alcohol consumption.
by bigtimers April 04, 2014
In the spirit of a Dirty Sanchez, a Dirty Dink is when you take your finger or your dick out of a girls ass and wipe it in her eye(s) which causes her to squint like an Asian.
"Wow. That girl is giving me the evil eye like Bruce Lee. She must have just recieved a Dirty Dink".
or
"I ain't gonna let my bitch drive for a while. She just got a Dirty Dink in both eyes".
or
"I ain't gonna let my bitch drive for a while. She just got a Dirty Dink in both eyes".
by Durmach Calidrivur April 10, 2009