playing dead

When it's Saturday or Sunday morning during school and you instinctively wake up at 8 o' clock or something, but afterwards you pretend to sleep as long as you can, so your mom won't make you do your homework.

I couldn't get all my work done. Serves me right for playing dead till 1 PM yesterday...

by Shark171 April 14, 2019

dead swan

When you orgasm so hard that you fall limply into bed with your neck bent at an awkward angle.

I fucked your mom so hard she did a dead swan onto the bed. I thought she broke her neck until I heard her exhausted gasps for air.

by Ralph Ticker October 4, 2019

Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.

So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?

by MM132 September 9, 2019

Dead-liking

When a deceased person continues to participate in Facebook culture via a surrogate.

My MIL keeps dead-liking my posts 2 months after her funeral and it's freaking me out.

by Sstud March 23, 2017

dead bread

Being serious

Another word for deadass

I’m being Fucking dead bread dude

by Niggazinpariz October 24, 2017

Dead burger

The Krabby Patty that killed the health inspector after being given said Krabby Patty by Mr. Krabs and Spongebob.

I ate a dead burger, now I'm gonna die

by Dead Burger May 19, 2017

dead high

really high, extremely stoned

man i am dead high

by roses_ July 1, 2017