by Brody Jennings June 9, 2008
Get the David's Man mug.A pseudonym for a midgetine novelist with a bad attitude and a taste for psychotic women. Makes all of his money primarily off of (Scary) stories where everybody dies. Likes to call himself DJ occasionally.
A popular phrase used for David J. Garcia: Looks like you pulled a Deej!
Mostly attributed to a crisis in (DJ)'s life involving a young woman and some nondescript activity that may or may not incriminate the young writer.
Mostly attributed to a crisis in (DJ)'s life involving a young woman and some nondescript activity that may or may not incriminate the young writer.
by BlackRose69 May 13, 2013
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by Necolicious January 23, 2015
Get the daitron mug.He will alway be on your side if he loves you. He's the best at relationships and will always play around even tho he really loves you. He usually is taken.
Girl 1:omg angelina your so lucky I'm so jealous you have David
angelin:lol thx he's the best I love him so much
angelin:lol thx he's the best I love him so much
by Ily David April 16, 2017
Get the David mug.David is a handsome, smart and talented man. He will make any girl happy by his humorous personality. He is sweet and caring and is the best boy any girl could date. He is always the centre of attention out of all boys. So lovely. Extremely charming and will make any girl miss him. Isn't mean at all. Attention attracter. I miss my bf david, he's sooooo lovely!
by pandalot September 30, 2017
Get the David mug.A little boiiiiii who needs to stop having potato aim on forknife and needs to get a life. David makes the scariest face to ever be seen.
by Karahballa October 3, 2018
Get the David mug.David is typically anyones relative. Anyone you meet will undoubtedly have a David as an uncle. They're typically prone to have anger issues and are in general a bit odd. There isn't a David who will not at one point make you think "wow, what a dick". David's usually will have an alcohol problem, accompanied by a potty mouth and have at least once done drugs. These are the type of people who will flip the finger at you while driving.
David : *sneezes*
Person 1 :
David : "BLESS YOU" WAS THAT
Person 2 : bless you..
David : I WONT TOLERATEE !!!!@@1111!!1
Person 1 :
David : "BLESS YOU" WAS THAT
Person 2 : bless you..
David : I WONT TOLERATEE !!!!@@1111!!1
by Rianon May 5, 2019
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