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CRAP APPLE

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE
AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP
by PSEUDYHYDNUM June 4, 2018
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gram crap

A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.
Aye yo gram crap stop making a mess! Ehpabbaaa
by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021
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Crap Bag

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
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Obligatory Crap

When someone gives you a hassle because they are supposed to, not because they mean it.
I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.
by TartanMarine June 19, 2010
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I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense
I'm sick of your crap
by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024
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Crap

You: CRAP I LOST
Mom: don’t say that
You: ITS NOT A SWEAR GEEZ MOM
by Tordindamix October 27, 2022
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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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