Scandinavian Coffee Bath 

The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.

Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?

Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.

Scandinavian Coffee Bath by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 10, 2017

Matcha coffee

Coffee consumed by north face wearing hipsters

Hey guys, let’s go get some matcha coffee then go sit on the swing at Sophie’s!

Matcha coffee by KCHasnomates May 30, 2018

Black Coffee 

A symbol of Hate/Dislike.

Here's a black Coffee!
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?

DAN.
Oh. *runs away*

Black Coffee by YeetTheDave,Phil. September 28, 2018

Want some coffee? 

= to do u want to have sex. if they say yes then...sex is on. unless of course its the czar of russia then its a lil out of line

-hey baby u want to go out for Coffee...
--yea sure
-Great!...oh u mean coffee. not Coffee..yes yes coffee would be fine

Want some coffee? by wang March 24, 2004

ShowStopper Coffee

A type of coffee, popularized by ShowStopper, which consists of coffee and hot cocoa.

I love a cup of ShowStopper Coffee in the morning! It's delicious!

ShowStopper Coffee by ShowStopper Faith November 9, 2011

Dog Coffee 

Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.

i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).

Dog Coffee by The Bathtub Sophist August 28, 2007

Australian coffee 

When a girl punches you in the nose and then throws salt in your eyes and yells "OY" in your face while at the same time slapping you on the back so-as to cause all of the wind to be knocked out of you.

I was pretty hung over but the hostel manager woke me up with an "Australian coffee" and, strangely, I feel better now.

Australian coffee by notsmartdum May 14, 2010