cock ornament

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.

Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!

by JasonHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 5, 2008

top cock

1. The winner of cock mania.

2. The leader in a group of roosters.

1. After dominating cock mania, Miguel deserves the distinction of top cock.

2. You see the one with the gray feathers? Yeah, he's top cock.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cock spasm

That crazy shake you get when you see some sweet booty also that crazy shake you get while cumming.

that chick's tits just gave me a cock spasm

by thekithcen April 25, 2007

cock dock

when two males put their foreskin over each others penises..

"i was 69'ing a bunch of dudes.. and then one of them cock docked me. It was hot flaming nudgeballs!"

by dangercharlie August 21, 2006

cock face

Somebody who is acting like a complete shithead.

John kicked a puppy; hence, he is a cock face.

by Sean Scogs February 13, 2004

Grandfather Cock

Stand naked in the corner of a room with arms extended like the hands of a clock while rocking hips side to side to slap one's balls against his thigh rhythmically with every second

Uncle Lester got drunk again on Thanksgiving and did the grandfather cock in the corner of the living room for hours until my mom finally called the police

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

cock wallet

A crude term for a woman's reproductive organs.

Did you see that video of that guy fucking Paris Hilton's cock wallet?

by The Baby Jesus June 29, 2005