shawn "clown" crahan 

a.k.a. (#6), one of the founding members of the masked metal Band Slipknot... his nickname comes from the fact that he wears a clown mask on stage during the band's live performances... his equipment consists of 2 empty beer kegs, 2 toms and 2 bass drums... he and percussionist Chris Fehn would supply the backbeat to Slipknot's former drummer, Joey Jordison... during their early touring years, Clown was noted for injuring himself on stage--during Ozzfest '99, he even slammed his head into his kegs, causing an injury that required 39 stitches to heal... Clown has been a mighty contributor to the band in that besides his writing and playing, he has also directed 5 of their music videos as well as their third video album Voliminal: Inside the Nine... Currently, he has the longest tenure in Slipknot at 20 years... Slipknot's frontman Corey Taylor has stated that while Shawn is sane, "Clown" is crazy!

Dude, that mask is creepy. I know, that's Shawn "Clown" Crahan. I wouldn't mess with him, just enjoy the show!

shawn "clown" crahan by MM151 March 17, 2015

Circus Clown Bend Around 

When you have to preform complicated maneuvers in order to shave the pubic hairs of the rectum area that are hard to reach, but in the process end up looking like a fucking circus clown acrobatic nigger.

Last night Caeden had to shave his ass pubes because they kept blocking his poo, he had to pull a circus clown bend around.

Circus Clown Bend Around by Slim Yim August 8, 2018

Insane Clown Posse 

A "gang" of hip-hop artists who rap about the hardships of life in the middle-class suburbs. They often rap about committing violent acts, though we all know if actual gangsters rolled up on them they wouldn't know what the fuck to do.

Known for songs such as: "In My Room" and "My Axe"

Jeff: Insane Clown Posse broenem whatchu finna do
Crip: Shut yo bitchass up wigger ill send yo ass to heaven lil bitch
Jeff: *runs*

Insane Clown Posse by ezra24 September 3, 2023

Stupid faggot clown 

A guy that gets dumber and worse every second with you.

This stupid faggot clown has an IQ of 76 now. He's living in the 70's now, in a few years he's gonna be at 66.

Stupid faggot clown by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018

Ass clown 

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.

Ass clown by DEEZ NUTS July 4, 2003

Total Clown School 

1. When you should be taking something serious but everyone is completely out of control in a silly way.

2. Taking video games more serious than school work.

3. Choosing to play hallway dodgeball rather than study for a midterm or final.

3. Totally blowing off anything important in life just so you can have a good time.

Matt: You super glued his tooth brush holder and deoderant closed?

Sam: this is total clown school.
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Rob: Dude, lets play some Super Smash Bros.

Brian: Naw man, I have two papers and a test tomorrow...Fuck it, 99 lives. Lets Go.

Sam: This is total clown school.
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Evan: They moved 5 beds into one room and didn't get written up for it?

Sam: This is total clown school.

Total Clown School by Caribou Brown October 20, 2009

Happy Vim the Clown

An underground comedy musician, best known for his work in the Psycho Clown Brothers. He releases comedy rap records independantly, and also stars in the underground comedy shows "Monitoring Cell 13" and "Late Night Clown Show" with his long time comedy partner Gigglechopz the Clown. Unfortunatelly, he never reached mainstream status due to his macarbe comedy style being a very "aquired taste". He almost always appears in his attire as a creepy looking clown for both his music, and his shows.

Norgoth: I heard a comedy song last night by some guy dressed as a creepy looking clown. Do you know him?

Gornoth: Yea, that's Happy Vim the Clown. I think. He's a lunatic.

Happy Vim the Clown by Your darling mumsykins February 2, 2010