Cleaning

Wanting to clean your apartment but instead just watching love island for 6 hours and crying

"Hey Brenna, what're you up to after class?"
"Oh not a lot, just cleaning"

by BiggestBrainBoi August 29, 2022

Cleaning the bank

Spending large amounts of money

I just know I'll be cleaning the bank when I go to vegas this weekend

by Grakin March 6, 2017

Cleaning

Stuffing thing underneath your pillow

"why are there socks underneath your pillow?"
"I was cleaning Jonathan"

by Dabonthedead October 20, 2018

Mr. Clean

Someone who thinks they are better then others because they don't drink, smoke weed etc.

"All you give a fxck about is coke and xbox. " tom
"You think your better then people, mr. Clean mr high and mighty.

by King Cobraaa December 14, 2019

PG clean

Used to mean to keep things in kid friendly range, usually PG or under.

Oh no, gotta keep it PG clean or we will end up on Good Morning America!

by U S E R N A M E April 29, 2025

Cleaning the plow

When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.

Who is cleaning the plow tonight, you or him?

by Kyle Boedeker December 28, 2008

FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

by Smooax September 4, 2020