breakfast of champions

Cocaine and champagne. You know you are a true champion when you can afford to do lines and sip cristal when you get out of bed.

Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.

(DAN) So what did you eat for breakfast today?
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.

by mr.seventeenfifty October 2, 2009

champagne supernova

When a male masturbates and puts his thumb over his bell-end just as he ejaculates to get a pressure build up in his urethra that can then be sprayed just like champagne out a bottle.

Allie champagne supernova'd in Naomi's face.

by MikeyNiv July 20, 2009

Champ

(derogatory)stupid looking, stupid acting or stupid sounding

George Bush is champ.

by MonayLove October 13, 2003

chimpiquito

1.A spanish child molester
2.A long meat and cheese filled waffle

1. "your such a chimpiquito"
2. "This chimpiquito tastes great"

by Shaft Ramrod May 6, 2003

chimpject

1. being so high on life that those around you may actually think that you have been intraveniously injecting drugs into your system.
2. the tipsy feeling a sober individual gets in the presence of friends that may or may not actually be sober themselves.
3. feeling so shitty or fucked up that you think you must have let a chimp inject something in you earlier in the day.

Jay: Have you been drinking, are you high?
Kristin: No, Sarah just gets me chimpjected.

Those girls over there are either chimpjecting or on some seriously good drugs.

Tonight is going to be seriously crazy. I always chimpject when its girls night out.

by KBook September 7, 2007

chimpanzee ass

the act of eating spicy primarily Italian foods such as buffalo wings, lots of chicken parm or anything with pepperoni then taking a shit and upon exit the tasty medditeranian spices flood your asshole causing a sharp burning sensation which causes the victim to walk around with spread legs and a slightly gaped butthole to avoid painful friction

Louie: hey Mr. Formaggioni i just ate a 16 inch cold cut grinder with exra pepperoni from milano's do you think ill get chimpanzee ass

Mr. Formaggioni: ooo lou you shouldn't have done that your ass is gonna be burning like a rich lazy jew

by loudog413 December 2, 2010

chimptastick

When a chimp gets shot in the face and the tribe rapes it in the gun shot hole then eats the raw animal

Hay bob we are going to have a chimptastick night

by Chimptastick July 28, 2014