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cock dock

when two males put their foreskin over each others penises..
"i was 69'ing a bunch of dudes.. and then one of them cock docked me. It was hot flaming nudgeballs!"
by dangercharlie August 21, 2006
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cock face

Somebody who is acting like a complete shithead.
John kicked a puppy; hence, he is a cock face.
by Sean Scogs February 13, 2004
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Grandfather Cock

Stand naked in the corner of a room with arms extended like the hands of a clock while rocking hips side to side to slap one's balls against his thigh rhythmically with every second
Uncle Lester got drunk again on Thanksgiving and did the grandfather cock in the corner of the living room for hours until my mom finally called the police
by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011
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cock wallet

A crude term for a woman's reproductive organs.
Did you see that video of that guy fucking Paris Hilton's cock wallet?
by The Baby Jesus June 29, 2005
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Cock Snot

Originating in the 1990's, Cock snot refers to a male's ejaculatory secretions
by dudu September 17, 2003
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Cock talk

When two men have man to man, heart to heart conversation. Or a cock talk.
Matt: Hey Dave..we need to have a chat..
Dave: Man chat?
Matt: Cock talk..
by omegletroll October 5, 2009
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School Of Cock

Porno made famous by Paul Rudd's character, Dave in The 40 Year Old Virgin, found in his collection of Boner Jams '03 with Harry Twatter and Space Nuts.
"You know the movie School of Rock? Well this is the porn version of it School of Cock, and instead of Jack Black it stars Jack Black...Cock."
by Tyresius September 15, 2008
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