winter boyfriend

Your boyfriend from Thanksgiving to Valentine's Day. He's there to ensure that you have someone to bring to parties and someone to exchange gifts with.

I met this guy in October. I think he'll make the perfect Winter Boyfriend since he doesn't have long-term potential, but he works for a jewelry company so I'll get excellent gifts for Christmas and Valentine's Day.

by Freejinn November 18, 2013

jurnees boyfriend

jurnees boyfriend is the hottest man around with a huge dong and his name is ethan.

wow look at jurnees boyfriend, he’s packing. I can see through his pants

by packingyarnbarn March 14, 2022

bouffant

The pony hairstyle

Man, Pony has a morning bouffant...

by Wookie July 2, 2003

non-boyfriend

someone who you hang out with, and have sex with, but don't "date", and are not committed to.

A friend with benefits.

"I'm not with Woody. He's just my non-boyfriend"

"I ran into my ex-non-boyfriend's ex-grilfriend last night. She's a lot of fun"

by Nautigirl May 19, 2007

booff

A procedural mistake, made while attempting to follow a set of instructions or directions.

Pronounced 'büf (as in "boot", but with an f instead of a t).

I think I made a booff; I was a supposed to turn left two blocks ago.

by Gus M June 11, 2006

boyfrience

The act of mincing one's boyfriend into very small bits for being a huge douchebag.

Peter refused to introduce her to his friends so she boyfrienced him.

by konfabulate April 2, 2007

closet boyfriend

The mutual boyfriend that only appears when another male becomes interested in the female

Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?

Jim is a Closet Boyfriend

by Dr. Moo June 7, 2007