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Air Biscuit

An air biscuit is when you fart, catch it in your hand, then release into someone's face.
Lee loves to spraff for air biscuits.
by sangajin May 21, 2007
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Cat Biscuit

The alias of the infamous Kristie, often found dwelling with boyfriend: Tweak and best friends: Jinx, Jade and Ame.

Remaining the Head Of Files and Records for the mysterious mega-corporation that is the JinxedReverend Corporation.

The perception of the cat biscuit is very widespread. Most would understand it only attacks when attacked itself, there is always a reason for a savage attack by this beautiful specimen.

The cat biscuit can speak a number of primorial languages such as: 'Binary Code', '1337', '$c3n3', 'sTuPiD tEeNaGe gIrL', 'proper high class English' and 'cheap venetian whore'.

Often kept in cages the cat biscuit, sometimes refered to as 'cat biscuit "West"' comes out every now and then to investigate into the disappearance of it's water.


The cat biscuit is a weird and wonderful creature who's existance, along with Jinx, is vital in spreading the good word about the oldest relgion: Paganism.
Mr. Stapler: Did you hear about the sexy head of files and records?

Mrs. Blu-tac: Oh you mean cat biscuit?

Miss. Photocopier: I'd like to nuzzle her goodies.
by The Anti-Scene October 25, 2008
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Frisky Biscuit

A sense of biological urgency; knowing that if you release the pucker of your cheeks, there will be brownage on a biblical scale.
Honey, I can't walk any faster - I have a frisky biscuit.
by kdbamaman November 8, 2012
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Total Biscuit

A piece of bread that has been dunked in a toilet
"Oi mate, I'll 'ave a total biscuit" *barman dunks a bagel in the loo*
by buttpainisreal March 31, 2015
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Cheddar Biscuit

A pear-shaped, generic looking female of Caucasian descent. Generally the cheddar biscuit has soft, blotchy skin and an affinity for UGG boots.
How does that cheddar biscuit have such a hot boyfriend?
by Mojo Morton November 2, 2011
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biscuit tits

Those biscuit tits are ideal for dunking
by JackStalker August 23, 2011
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Whisker Biscuit

One who has a very hairy vaginal area.
Whoa! You should of seen the whisker biscuit she had!
by Mike May 6, 2003
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