Salt beaver

A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.

Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"

by Starrbird January 23, 2009

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beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

by lizzi May 20, 2005

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A person with very high standards, He or she is basically someone you dont like, and someone who is a bitch/asshole. They are very into themselves and like to draw attention to little things. They think they are good at everything, when there really not.

"Omg did you see what glorida brought to school with her today, everyone was looking at her, ew."
"OMG! WHAT A BEAVEN!"

by OH ya kNOw it May 14, 2006

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rabid beaver

When Jon starts acting all crazy at work, jumping off the walls and shit.

Don't let him have that smoothie or he's gonna go rabid beaver.

by Jibs September 8, 2004

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Buffing The Beaver

Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.

I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.

by BeaverBuffer001101 February 14, 2009

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