passport bastard

undocumented person who joins the military to get citizenship

i hate those marines at mcas miramar, bunch of passport bastards

by Jaggerbou January 8, 2024

rat bastard awful

A word created by a crazy gamer girl called EOz Zoe it means that something is so bad that its a bastardized and not wanted in any way shape or form .. Is gone off or yuk can mean wtf is that . oor can be a describing word of a persons attitude. Or object .

That is a really rat bastard awful thing to do.

Why the hell are you so rat bastard awful

Or
Angry face . gamer girl f off that s rat bastard awful go f yourself .. Lol

by Eoz Zoe March 20, 2023

no spilling bastard

One who spills even just a little bit while pouring a shot

Steve called me a no spilling bastard when I spilled 2 drops after I poured us shots

by JeromeWheats September 14, 2021

Bastardic

Adjective describing ones physical appearance as large and intimidating.

God dam that paintbeast is Bastardic.

That is one bastardic man.
My truck is so god dam bastardic

by Dont even trip my boy! September 18, 2021

BASTARD OF ALL BASTARDS

A man named Harry from a small upstate NY town.

Harry you are the bastard of all bastards.

by Kenny bishop May 29, 2024

bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

Bastard Haircut

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.

"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"

by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020