sixteenth base 

STEP UNO-having regular intercourse and impregnating the girl

STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex

STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina

STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"

ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise

Janet: I like aerobics.
Jim: I like sixteenth base.

sixteenth base by KennyIsBoredFTS May 28, 2010

Baseball Trainer 

During anal sex, the man pulls out and injects the woman in the backside with steroids without telling her first. When she turns around to investigate, the man shoots his sperm into her eye.

"I was did a baseball trainer last night."
"You gave a woman steroids and jizzed in her eye?"
"Yup."

Baseball Trainer by Spermtastic Lover June 11, 2009

half-baked 

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived

They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.

half-baked by Light Joker November 11, 2005

all your base are belong to us 

1. An exclamation of superiority
2. Phrase exclaimed when the opposite team/opponent is pwned or defeated.
3. Phrase taken from Zero Wing, a poorly translated Japanese-to-English video game, in which the character Cats exclaims.

1. Haha you guys suck! All your base are belong to us!
2. We won! We won! Your bases are ours! All of them! All your base are belong to us!!
3. Play Zero Wing and see.

all your base are belong to us by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

baked bean 

A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.

It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.

baked bean by Paul Hopwood October 14, 2006

Base Tan 

The art of working up your resistance to the sun so as to avoid sunburn.

"looks like a didn't work the base tan long enough...i got burnt today"

Base Tan by the jacob to my brady November 3, 2007

Basecakes 

Basecakes is a substitution for the word basically. It spurs from the shortened version of basically, "base." However, someone thought it would be cool to add the word "cakes" after it.

Person 1: "So she dumped you for no reason?"
Person 2: "Basecakes."
Person 1: "What the hell is a basecake?"
Person 2: "A cake of the base."

Basecakes by Aioazech June 14, 2009