Legend has it that tucked deep in the foothills of northern New England are two men who have achieved the ultimate level of manliness. It is said that when God said “Let there be light!” They responded with “say please”. They can both speak braille, do a wheelie on a unicycle and dribble a bowling ball. One of them once won a game of connect four in three moves while the other slammed a revolving door. They are also the real reason that Waldo is hiding. Imagine men whose jawlines could have chiseled Mount Rushmore and whose abs you could do your laundry on. All of these impressive accolades aside, they were able to accomplish all of this with a mere dash of Brut...The Essence of Man... across their chins... chins that I might add that they shave with chainsaws.
Oh my goodness have you heard of the Brut Brothers? I’ve heard they have managed to make a 70 year old aftershave sexy again! I’ve also heard they’re like a sexy mix between a lumber jack and Burt Reynolds when he was in his prime.
by Stuart Mcstiffenrod February 19, 2021
Little Brothers are either the best or the worst. You love them sometimes but at other times they are literal torture.
person 1: hey, do you have a little brother?
person 2: yes I do, hes the worst.
person 1: all the time?
person 2: no just most of the time
AND THERES THE DEFINITION OF Little Brothers FOR YA XDDDDD
person 2: yes I do, hes the worst.
person 1: all the time?
person 2: no just most of the time
AND THERES THE DEFINITION OF Little Brothers FOR YA XDDDDD
by cat burrito yeeyee June 23, 2020
by arianagranderfrap April 16, 2021
"Me and Mark are Jungle Brothers now"
"How come?"
"I saw his penis so I pulled my pants down so he saw my penis too"
"How come?"
"I saw his penis so I pulled my pants down so he saw my penis too"
by Disney Flanell November 15, 2019
by Grif192 September 28, 2013
Similar to Eskimo Brothers, Ontario Brothers are bonded by getting to second base with the same girl.
by Ihartfluffysocks August 31, 2015
by JPski27 June 08, 2015