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Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.
Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?
by Leery Loon November 26, 2021
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objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.
"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"
by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020
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Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins

When a slut/whore or nymphomaniac comes to a small town and fucks every avaliable man in a relatively short time, hence being given the title as the "town bicycle." (i.e.: everyone gets a ride),then leaves to move onto the next town or truck stop where the cycle continues. (apparently this phrase is used in country Australia)
Drunk: Hey mate! Where's that 2 bob whore that was around here yesterday?
Pub Owner: You poor bloke, you didn't get any?
Drunk:No?
Pub owner: That shiela already Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins
by Boganwarrior June 18, 2006
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Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007
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When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.
'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'
by Davethefan August 9, 2015
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Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles

A saying u say in rage but feeling extra sussy. If used with "Let me ascend to Jesus cos I just creamed my pants" you can create a deadly combo move which can kill a man if used correctly.
Person 1: Ha bro u a dog water ass (insert racial slur for minority here)
Person 2: Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles.
Person1: Will do chief
*Makes Passionate Love All Night then plays Lego*
by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021
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Can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground

Southern British slang meaning I ain't got a clue woss goin on.Best discription of an acid trip I've ever heard.
Fuckin ell,I can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground!
by GavinS January 14, 2011
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