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ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.
Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.
by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016
mugGet the ape legsmug.

Ape

(Adj) To be so turnt off marijuana, alcohol, or codeine/promethazine that your body has forced you to slump forward and sway back and forth like that of an ape.
(Ellis): Bruh look at this dude he is so turnt!!
(YG): I know he took one to the face and went ape

*Future comes on*

*Everyone immediately goes ape*
by TFlex August 10, 2015
mugGet the Apemug.

APS

An acronym used to describe someone that is a keener, commonly standing for Aspiring Paediatric Surgeon.
Yo, you already found research, smh so APS
by westdalehammer October 11, 2018
mugGet the APSmug.

AP

Holy fuck this dude knows how to party. Whether it’s mucking barn or suckin titty, this guy gets chicks. And nose beers?? C’MON BABY!! Invented em.
Holy fuck did you see that shop vac? Looked about 6’5”. Schneefing drywall all day. That’s our guy AP
by Mintychockybicky November 23, 2021
mugGet the APmug.

american ape

A very dirty and desguisting Americans who has a horrible odor that makes the skunk pretty tolerable and ugly primitive monkey looks, including very weird color of the skin (a disquisting shade of brown very similar to dog crap), an ugly nose and colossal lips that make the mouth looking like a monkey's one, their head shape and face looks have resemblance to Australopithecus.

Americans have such a nasty odor, because they never shower. They are naturally smelly for some reasons, even when they are clean, but they got stinkier and stinkier, they sweat a lot and have no water to shower, because of the lack of indoor plumbing in America. The other main reason they don't shower is because they use the bathroom only to sing there, because there is much better acoustic than in any other room, being too proud with their body odor to ever take a shower. Their smell is that bad, that can make somebody die only just by approaching to him, it's said that an American woman's vagina smells the same as 2000 dead rats in a single room.
by Jared Mayflower November 28, 2017
mugGet the american apemug.

Ape fc

This is where a bunch of mugs post in a twitter group called “APE FC” everyone wants our heads of on a daily basis.

We are currently trying to win the league but we’re to busy focusing on fucking ape memes
APE FC - This is a group of lads who take the piss “Oi fatty come join APE FC
by What are you gonna March 17, 2020
mugGet the Ape fcmug.

go ape

To go ape is a style of sexual intercourse. It is done in a tree, with everyone involved being naked and without protection, as to simulate the natural reproduction of apes.
I think i got pregnant after i let Joshua go ape with me.
by anuncertainsomeone June 7, 2019
mugGet the go apemug.

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