Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.

S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.

by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020

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36 hours

GAY CODE LANGUAGES LIKE ALWAYS SAY THIS MY FRIEND SPENDS MORE TIMING WITH HIS SECRET GAY LOVER DOWN LOW DOUBLE EAR PIERCING GAY CODE

A BRA BRING ME THAT PISTOL MEANING PUSSY.

SAY BRA I GOT YOUR DOUNUTS.... ANAL SEX CODE

HE GET A CALL AND A MALE SAY YOU HAVE TO COME IN AND WORK 36 HOURS... MEANING I WANT SOME TIME TO PLAY IN YOU ANALHOLE ASSHOLE PUT HIS DICK IN ANOTHER MAN ASSHOLE HAVE SEX FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIMING...

by 36 Hours October 11, 2020

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Dicking-hour

The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.

-When did he send that dick pic?

- oh he sent it during the Dicking-Hour.

by Confuseus October 12, 2020

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