austin

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oh theres austin, that fat bitch.

by big daddy chad June 18, 2022

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin

A redneck motherfucker who has an addiction to Busch latte. Austin’s are tons of work and a lot to care for and clean up after.

That guy is such an Austin.

by Nocapnelvis November 23, 2021

austin code

WHen two or more Austins meet each other, the two most stick together no matter what. They most leave for each other and take over the world

Austin: I love my girlfriend, but I must go date the other Austin:

Random guy: why can’t you stay with your girlfriend?

Austin: because if the Austin Code

Guy: sorry man that sucks

Austin: yeah it’s okay.

by Aj_1999 December 2, 2018

Austin

The best dude ever and my pookie forever

bro austin is so nice

by higsjif February 4, 2024

Austin Hot

Hot from afar, and with lots of make-up. Up close her make-up is caked on, covering blemishes and pimples. Similar to Dallas Hot, but without the blown out bleached blonde hair. Similar to a Monet ( Great from afar, a mess up close).

After closer inspection, That chick across the bar is Austin Hot. She may scare you off in the morning without all that make-up.

by Boat skier January 5, 2022

Austin

A gay bitch who doesn't know he's gay because he only sucks dick in his sleep.

Chad 1: "Bro, since when was Austin gay?"
Chad 2: "Nah, he's got that sleep sucking disease."

by Dr. Koholic, Al October 27, 2020