Alasdair

Alasdair has a massive penis and anyone who doesnt think this has a tiny penis he naturally is a leadr and all girls love him because of his supreme inteligence. Alasdair is also always succesfull in life

¨i wish i was Alasdair

by Jesus rsie October 28, 2020

alastor.brainrot

the coolest mf alive <3 fuckin awesome mf

alastor.brainrot is the coolest mf to exist

by amonguscumballs September 9, 2021

Alastor gogol

A handsome young lad with the attraction to the man nikolai gogol and the show bungo stray dogs. He is also a bit fruit fruit ngl.

“Omg have you seen alastor gogol?”

“Yeah! I love alastor gogol what a handsome young mad he is!”

by Kissingmoca September 24, 2021

Alaskan love boat

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.

Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.

by Tustin69 July 30, 2022

Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

Queen of fucking earth.

Now down to Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from planet Glamtron 5000. Queen of earth.

by NumbchuckBitch August 6, 2022

Alaskan Snow Blower

When you put coke on a girls ass, shove it in with your dick and she farts it up your nose

Me and Sloan did an Alaskan snow blower last night and that was the best high of my life.

by Snortinlinesbangindimes September 26, 2022

Agassy

Agassy is normally a name for a unfun L individual. Most Agassy’s are very introverted and don’t enjoy a fun time.

Look it’s agassy what an L!

by Blake Dragon October 17, 2022