Austin

A guy. A guy with a dick as big as a donkey.

Dam Austin! That is huge!

by Bullet557 April 4, 2021

Austin “the licker “ gromek

Bootlicker without sarcasm comprehension

Don’t be like him , he’s an Austin “the licker “ gromek

by Dealingcaveman March 28, 2023

Austin

Austin is a big Christian that will treat any girl the right way. He treats girls with names that start with K or J. He has sweet brown eyes and sandy blonde hair. He may curse a little too much but he try’s to stop because you (his girlfriend) asked him to.

I asked Austin to ______ and he did it as soon as he could.

by SlothCris September 7, 2019

Austin Bell

Austin Bell is a dooche bag at times. Austin bell is a fuck and at times can be a cool dude as well. Bell is known for Fuckin Dudes and banging Chicks.

Dang There’s Austin Bell

by Reefnug August 15, 2022

Austin Jewis

Austin lewis as a Jew in an alternate dimension.

The legend of Austin Jewis is true

by Kevin Danper May 31, 2018

Austin Martinez

A handsome man whose balls are the size of coconuts and is super strong and handsome

Wow that is a Austin Martinez

by Mr. Thinker. November 28, 2023

Austin

(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot

Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.

by NotAustinReallyGuys January 31, 2023