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Bi-curious

He called me bi-curious what bitch
by Too_bad:3 May 15, 2021
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say bis

Bis is something you put whatever you’re claiming or saying on. It’s a way of swearing something being said is true. If the user of bis is lying then they are eligible for a punishment of slaps. You do not lie on bis.

Origin:
The word bis is short for bismilah which is an Arabic way of of saying “in the name of god” similar to when people say “on god” when they swear something.
-“Grb said we could have a sesh at his”
-“Say bis” or “bis?”
-“bis bro”
by User2342 February 12, 2025
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San Junipero Bi

A bisexual who realises or accepts that they're bi after entering into a committed hetero relationship. Named after the Black Mirror episode San Junipero, which features a bi character who only enters a same-sex relationship in her virtual afterlife after a lifetime with an opposite sex partner.
I'm definitely bi, but I'm San Junipero bi. Like, I'm attracted to all genders, but I'm already married so the label doesn't matter most of the time.
by alanaisalive June 6, 2023
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Bi-Polar Alcoholic

Someone who's mood and behavior changes constantly depending on how many drinks they've had.
At the beginning of the party I noticed and nice and beautiful girl, by the end of the party she was more like a belligerent devil because she's a bi-polar alcoholic.
by KrazyKracker76 July 26, 2017
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bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
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Bi-Saucial

The ability to fuck with both ranch and bleu cheese dressing.
Yo B, they gave me ranch. I wanted bleu cheese! Good thing I'm bi-saucial!.
by JMoneyH May 27, 2017
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bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
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