my ex girlfriend

she broke my heart

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie

by guydude111 December 16, 2023

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brays girlfriend

joy luckyness nibaruta

oh look that’s brays girlfriend aka joy

by sexiestgirlsalive July 23, 2023

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NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY

National girlfriend day is a day on Aug 1 where you celebrate a day loving your girlfriend. She will LOVE you for this.

Guy: “Happy National Girlfriend Day!”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Guy: “National Girlfriend Day is a day where I show you A LOT of love.”
Girl: “Aww thank you!”

by TheWonderKoko July 31, 2023

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National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023

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