Technological Window Shopper

Someone that shops online for stuff they can't have.

Angela shops online all the time, she's such a technological window shopper.

Technological Window Shopper by Chopperhead March 11, 2008

Four Window 

After a long night of drinking and eating nothing but pizza and sausage biscuts on a car trip. One of the pasengers in the car emits a fart that smells so bad that all four windows of the car must be rolled down.

That was a smelly fart joel ripped but brent's was the only four window of the trip.

Four Window by rottenassjoel March 31, 2008

Creep Window

The appropriate amount of time before one can begin creeping a newly added follower on social media.

I don't want to violate the creep window so I am going to wait 20 minutes before creeping my new follower on twitter.

Creep Window by Milldo July 19, 2014

Shit window 

The amount of time you have to defecate after feeling the initial 'twinge' in your bowels. Length of allowable time varies drastically by person, and type of feces: Usually anywhere from 'right the fuck now' to 72 hours.

John: Ooh.
Alice: What?
John: I have to poop.
Alice: Ew, go ahead.
John: Not now, I just felt it, my shit window is usually 48 hours.

Shit window by HatchetmanRalph August 2, 2016

Candle in the Window

Best coffee based mixed drink EVER--

2 oz light rum
2 tsp bourbon whiskey
1 tsp dark creme de cacao
1 tsp cherry brandy
4 oz hot coffee
2 oz heavy cream

Combine the alcohols and coffee in an Irish coffee glass/cup. Pour cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on the surface.

A Candle in the Window is the perfect way to start any day.

Candle in the Window by aremkay January 23, 2009

window shopping 

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.

I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.

window shopping by magicfast1 April 13, 2010

Gay as a window

The epitomy of Gayness, no insult referring to a persons sexuality is as offensive as being told you are "Gay as a window"

Chris-"Shall I wear the purple sweater with the diamond pattern on it tonight?"
Karen-"Sure, if you want to look as Gay as a window"
Chris-"Yes I do"

Gay as a window by Chris VG May 20, 2007