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Trophy Wife

D: “Gesse you look like a trophy wife.”
G: *sends her friends a picture and tells them*
K: “What’s that?”
D: “A woman who just marries for money, but I told her just to boost her confidence.”
by your.moms.secretly.gay October 10, 2021
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Wife Beater

1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.
1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?

Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.

2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?

Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.
by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018
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Single Wife

An unmarried or not involved in a relationship Women of God with a posture of a wife. Doing or has done the work of wholenesss on self, awaiting the Man of God, the pupose partner that God has ordained.
The Single Wife will be a bride in God's timing.
by unapologetically me March 11, 2023
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Wife

Is a multi-tool mostly used as a washing machine or to stimulate male genetals. Its an effective tool though very expensive.
-I dont have any money because i got the new wife.
by Reliable guy June 16, 2022
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A wife

Hey, you know what else you don't have? I'll give ya a hint 😃🖕
A retard "You don't have a wife either!"

Hym "Why would I fuck my sister you freak!? Disgusting!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2024
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Future Wife Day

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..
by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023
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