wet ass

1. Usually what you get when you have a wet, moist, hot steamy smelly fart.

2. A person who has a smelly sweaty ass all of the time.
(A)- If you are sitting in a cloth covered chair the smell is always trasfered to the seat.
(B) - If you are sitting in a plastic chair it always leaves you sweaty ass condesation prints on the seat.

1). Friend - Jim did you fart?
Jim - Yes and now I a have a bad case of wet ass

2).
(A) - Take a wiff of this seat cusion. Jim has a case of the wet ass.
(B) - Gawd damm. look at that chair, Jim must have a wet ass.

by Keystone Coppers June 2, 2007

Wet/Dry

A party or social that allows alcohol for those of age, and not for those who are underage. Usually the alcohol is served in a roped off section, where I.D must be given and no alcohol is permitted to leave. Most wet/drys are held in a university setting, where there are both of-age and underage students.

"Hey, are you going to the wet/dry at the bar tonight?"
"Naw, I don't have any money."

"I love wet/dry events! I'm underage, but I love the break from studying."

by faomu April 9, 2012

wet blanket

that one triplet on My Super Sweet Sixteen they keep referring to

I don't wanna be a wet blanket anymore; that's why I'm dressing like a slut.

by Ashlarr January 1, 2006

Wet in the Paint

Wet in the Paint has been used by bay-area rapper E-40 and is similar to the popular rap phrase "Goin hard in the Paint"; a reference to Basketball - the paint being the painted "key" around the basket. So the paint part is defined.
But wet.? Wet is slang for using PCP, or sherm.
So being, or going "wet in the paint" would be a step up from "going hard in the paint" wet in the paint would be more violent, drug-addled and careless. But still synonymous to gettn buck, goin hard, and goin dumb. Wet in the paint; think of Kobe Bryant on PCP=unstoppable.

E-40 - "Trained to Go" "I'm wet in the paint; I'm trained to go."

by Trillvanilla December 26, 2010

Wet Balls

Men who are worthless piece of shits. They are good for nothing and all they do is cause trouble.

Men who play video games all day and make trouble are nothing but wet balls.

by Saby April 12, 2008

Wet Umbrella

When a man is fucking a girl reverse cowboy style, pulls his dick out until just the tip is in forming the shaft of the umbrella. Then the girl pees, creating a wet umbrella.

Damn, my girlfriend insisted on trying the wet umbrella, and shit was it good.

by Fab 5!!!! August 5, 2008

Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

by Spade of the Nation July 30, 2008