couch waffle

a girl who only packs major cram-age in her waffle on a couch.

a couch waffle is a girl that only packs major cram-age in her vagina on couches.

by shankeeannlynn December 5, 2010

cunt waffle

Somebody who everybody hates or dislikes

Ashley and genna are such cunt waffles

by lullage99 February 21, 2015

twhat waffle

a waffle lodged in the vagina of a bittie

can i eat your twhat waffle jane??

by Trevor costa July 22, 2006

Dirty waffle

To shit into a sock,then put it into a trouser press in a hotel room on the way to check-out of a place that has offered less than excellent service-cleaning maids have a nice way of leaving doors open to help achieve this.The smell of warm turd fills the room,then the corridor,then the whole floor

"The hotel was crap,as a mark of protest I left a dirty waffle in the room next door on my way out"

by Wilburthebear April 5, 2008

Blue Waffle

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.

Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."

by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

I'll butter your waffle

to give someone a hug.

I'll butter your waffle, John.
i.e. I'd give you a hug, John.

by Cherylyn April 26, 2007

Belgian Blue Waffle

A vagina suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in.

A rather nasty sexual act.

Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."

Joe : o.O

by SuggestionThing June 30, 2011