Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5’11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.
Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.
He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.
Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.
He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.
Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.
Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies
Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.
Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies
Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.
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