When you take a shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then closer the lid. Making an imprint with the keyboard in a grid like fashion similar to making waffles on a waffle iron.
by The poet2 April 24, 2014
by asdfajk January 19, 2007
A girl gets on top of a guy and another guy gets on the girl. They roll around, thus creating a Rofl Waffle.
by Katietime June 17, 2008
used to describe someone so hot that you would let them shit on your waffle and you would still eat it
by bmasriwd July 05, 2007
When a man attempts to dry out his moist grundle by blasting Gold Bonds medicated power into his humid pouch. The caked humidity is far often too great usually resulting in the thick crotch waffle falling out his short or pant leg.
John used too much Gold Bonds...While going for a lay-up, a crotch waffle rolled out on to the court
by Optumus Rollout June 02, 2009
The nastiest looking vaginal disease or std on the face of the earth. Looks blue and gross like waffles.
by hugecockville2 September 22, 2012
Placing a mans testicals in the lips of a woman's vagina and pressing thighs together to flatten testicals like a waffle iron
by Bnutt716 February 12, 2016