Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.

"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair

by Rob5678 March 28, 2007

Dirty Duck

A tramp that sleeps around with her husband's best friend.

The Dirty Duck slept with the redneck.

by Not So Super 1700 July 28, 2010

a duck bitch

1. A girl who has a big belly that pulls her forward and a large ass that sticks out, this makes her resemble that of a duck. Her having snaggle teeth would make her resemble a duck even more but its not a requirement.

2. A clingy, or ugly girl thats trying to stalk you. If you spot her at a bar before she spots you- then DUCK!

Girl: "youre an idiot".

Guy: "yea well with that big ass and stomach you look like a duck".
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Guy 1: Yo man isnt that the girl over there whose been stalkin yo ass??

Guy 2: Yep thats "a duck bitch", ima ghost outta here for she sees me.

by zarreff May 12, 2011

Ducking

While trying not to fish-hook, the lips are puckered out in the form of a duck bill. Usually occurs while subject is high.

Man, you are totally ducking!

by FrancisMN February 10, 2007

Funny Duck

A generally lovely girl with the quirky mannerisms of a duck

Yeh but she sure is sweet, what a Funny Duck

by jsandy8 August 12, 2011

stud duck

A sexy male that happens to be a quack.

He is one stud duck.

by Studduck December 25, 2015

Duck Butteries

A wet, frantic sounding fart that when done correctly sounds not unlike a duck being run over by a steamroller (this particular type of fart usually portends the coming of poo)

Who just cut a sick duck butteries? Better check for poo on that one!

by Julz Humpty-Hump August 25, 2010