beef curtains

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

by gwenstefani May 25, 2005

beef hammer

A euphemism for penis

That is a diseased beef hammer

by Phenomally December 23, 2006

angus beef

A Scottish guy's penis.

His kilt was blown by the wind; everybody saw his angus beef.

by Mr. Sir, PhD October 10, 2013

Barry beef

A person with a bad set of teeth

"Ohhhh boys. Wait til this chick smiles. Get a load of her barry beef"

by tuner10 December 21, 2018

Beef Dip

When you pass gas, especially an sbd, and then leave the area before the smell reaches anyone around.

I ripped one so hard after eating that bean burrito I had to beef dip before anyone called me out.

by HEFFNB October 19, 2015

whistling beef

Vomit painfully while intoxicated, usually out the nose.

"man, I feel like shit. I spent half the night whistling beef."

by Frankie Pistlekahk September 19, 2007

Beef Tree

The cash crop most desired by fruit pickers, more specifically male genitalia, even more specifically: MY COCK!!

See Also: Fruit Pickers

Damn that metro kid was all up on my Beef Tree!!!! Fucking Fruit Pickers....

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005