salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

salty geeza

A salty geeza is Jack piper phat headed and is one of those teenage key board warrior's. When confronted Inot real life they pussy out and flap faster that a pigeon. Skrrrr pop pop

Yo my man here is a salty geeza

by Afghans finest quality street February 7, 2018

Salty

A person who easily gets mad or angry

John is such a salty person, he gets angry over the smallest things

by Xxx_saltyswagmaster_xxX June 14, 2016

Salty

Being salty is when you've got a foot up your ass and you can't quite get it out.

Damn, Makenzie was being hella salty at the beach the other day

by Loid Lancelot November 21, 2021

Salty cracks

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it

That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks

by Emmy winning hentai August 11, 2020

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

Chris thought he had friends all of them thought he was gay and a salty chris

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

Salty Cellarius

It all started because he didn't sit in a FUCKING seat and he has a small penis (im not gay)

Salty Cellarius You fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019