by bryce donley July 20, 2007
Get the rusty trumbone mug.Going from your partner's period blood soaked vagina into her butt hole while wearing a Nicolas Cage mask. Usually one partner is a redhead (preferably the one wearing the mask)
by jah13ang September 22, 2013
Get the Rusty Cage mug.The ultimate sign of affection in a relationship, Rusty Nailz is the act of assuming a position on all fours, parting arse cheeks as widely as possible, and allowing your partner to scratch your sphincter.
Not for the faint hearted, Rusty Nailz should only be attempted with utmost trust. To perform correctly, recipients should thrust their sphincter high into the air and use both hands to part arse cheeks, as this is the only way to reach the rustiest corners.
Rusty Nailz should be treated with extreme care and should be conducted under controlled conditions, with windows closed in case of sudden bird or insect entry and finger nail length capped at 18.5mmx16.0mm to avoid soft tissue damage. Under no circumstances should Rusty Nailz be attempted during menstruation, with severe cases creating a Halloween-type finger effect.
While the origins of the Rusty Nail are not known, it is believed that the western world was introduced during the Anglo-Nepalese War, as Gurkhas were observed being honoured with what the locals referred to as Īśvarīya aunlā (“the divine digit”). Now the Rusty Nail is a treasured act between couples worldwide, and is celebrated yearly at an international festival where the best exponents are awarded “The Brass Nail”: the highest honour in shared sphincter scratching. Records detail one recipient of the honour from Altausee, Austria, who lasted 48 weeks without wiping, before celebrating his trophy by changing his name to Max Rüst.
Not for the faint hearted, Rusty Nailz should only be attempted with utmost trust. To perform correctly, recipients should thrust their sphincter high into the air and use both hands to part arse cheeks, as this is the only way to reach the rustiest corners.
Rusty Nailz should be treated with extreme care and should be conducted under controlled conditions, with windows closed in case of sudden bird or insect entry and finger nail length capped at 18.5mmx16.0mm to avoid soft tissue damage. Under no circumstances should Rusty Nailz be attempted during menstruation, with severe cases creating a Halloween-type finger effect.
While the origins of the Rusty Nail are not known, it is believed that the western world was introduced during the Anglo-Nepalese War, as Gurkhas were observed being honoured with what the locals referred to as Īśvarīya aunlā (“the divine digit”). Now the Rusty Nail is a treasured act between couples worldwide, and is celebrated yearly at an international festival where the best exponents are awarded “The Brass Nail”: the highest honour in shared sphincter scratching. Records detail one recipient of the honour from Altausee, Austria, who lasted 48 weeks without wiping, before celebrating his trophy by changing his name to Max Rüst.
by Bree O'Donnell October 11, 2016
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Get the Rusty Grape mug.A sexual term from The Venture Bros. animated series which is said to be a name for "when you jerk off so much that your dick gets all red and sore".
by Bloodygenesis November 25, 2010
Get the Rusty Venture mug.Eating a girl out on her period. Whenever he goes down, she will keep bleeding and when he comes back up to her the dried blood looks like a rusty pizza.
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