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Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood
Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me
by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019
mugGet the Peanut and jam sandwichmug.

peanut

the ignorants bass player's nick name if u dont know who that is FUCK U HE ROCKS
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
mugGet the peanutmug.

peanut butter banana tortilla

you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted
by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 2, 2021
mugGet the peanut butter banana tortillamug.

PEANUT

A KIDNEY STONE.

EATING SHIT

The start of a comic STRIP.

Compound PENIS TASK.

IT'S the beginning of an analogy that CRYPTOCURRENCY can use also.

Excited SHITEATERS

The scariest tumor in the world.

an I small am eye small am aye small

See MR. PEE NUT

Look at that PEANUT ASSH0LE MAN.

PEANUT PEENUT PNUT PENUT PEE PEENUT
Imagine the pain zipping up your FLY in your ZIPPER ,then passing a PEANUT after ,QUAFF A BEER.

No PUN INTENDED it just TAE a PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT to enjoy a PEANUT in the privacy of your BOWEL TOILET TRIP.

Look JOHN I was looking forward to getting BIG DICK FUCKED but you just got a PEANUT for a WEE WEE and it kind of destroyed the mood.

Let's go into that DELI CARL and not just PEE but do a compound task and PEANUT.

Look I got ONE PENNY TWO PENNY ..ONE DILLAR and ONE PEANUT TWO PEANUT. .THOUSANDS PEANUT and finally ONE BITCOIN TWO BITCOIN which MOTHERFUCKERS if we have thousands of PEANUT then you can see how many BITCOINS imagine we would have because as they say ..." DAVID SAYS I'M COLD,. little by little little by little,... bit by bit , bit by bit bit by PEANUT bit.

I love when I find a PEANUT in that SHIT it gives it a variety taste of intensity and afterall you can only find ONE AT A "TIME" and that makes you go APE NUT over THOSE PEANUT.

You never want to have a PEANUT SIZE TUMOR.

Yes ANAL ALAN you are puny as well as those PEANUT size tantrums as am aye small cannot hear.

When ASSH0LE takes out his PISSIVATOR and he is pissing like a good JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE , see MISTER PEANUT in action mouth open feeling pissy all over.

He is sooo funny a PEANUT in anger.

PEANUT public penis pisser PEDOPHILE NUT TELEPATHY VERY liquid spermatozoa and that identifiable satellite JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE naked IMAGED WEE WEE stick.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 16, 2022
mugGet the PEANUTmug.

Peanut Butter

The one food that is way too addictive but you know it makes you fat asf so you can't ever go on a reasonable diet.
Mom: Hon, quit eating the peanut butter its your 3rd jar this week
You: SHUTTUP MOM ITS GOOD OKAY ? T^T
by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020
mugGet the Peanut Buttermug.

Peanut Butter

Peanut butter is the sole definition of life.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Every ingredient in peanut butter when said outloud, is music to anybody's ears.
Peanut butter is the buttery cream of a peanut and it can not be messed with.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I could honestly list about a thousand reasons why peanut butter life.
You could make a counter-arguement that people with peanut allergies don't like peanut butter.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I know that a person who is allergic of peanut butter are spies made from god to stop the spread of the peanut butter love.
Without those spies, the entire world would be peanut butter because people love it so much.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Even the spies themselves like peanut butter, they just get paid so much money that they keep their mouths shut in fear of both being brutally murdered for betraying the "P-Spies Commands" and for losing about the entire world economy's worth of money.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
by UnsafeBarrel January 9, 2022
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Peanut Gallery

The jim bros that skip at least once a week from falling asleep on accident after work or decide to go fishing. They follow each other around, do the same workout, and talk about lifting too much and almost shitting themselves. These are the jim bros of Lovell. Oh, they also make fun of the two girls that will go workout with them.
by Love Jim August 12, 2022
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