Double Fisting

1. Holding two beverages, one in each hand.

2. The act of fisting two vagina/assholes at one time. Involving 1-3 parties.

1. “I double fisted my cold brew and cactus cooler at Hamburger Mary’s last night.”

2. “I almost lost my hands last night because I was double fisting two gorilla-grip pussies and I lost feeling in four of my fingers.”

by glitter clit July 30, 2021

Fisting

Anything more enjoyable than watching England play rugby

“Do you want to watch the game?”
“Nah. I think I’ll stay at home and try fisting from a Yeti instead. Way more fun”

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

The Fist Games

The annual event affectionately known at The Fist Games takes place on the first Thursday in January after the Epiphany. While not a religious holiday, it is celebrated religiously by its founders. The history of the Fist Games traces its roots to Tulane University in the late 1990s. A small group of men, mostly soccer players, led by Dave K., also know as "Ace in the Hole" in the poker community, needed a reason to celebrate that day. As one of them explained, "in New Orleans, it feels like a long time between New Years Eve and Fat Tuesday. Thus, they celebrated with a festive evening among themselves. As many participants will attest, "once you've experienced The Fist Games, shit will never be the same."

Did your ass survive The Fist Games 2018?

by Junior6969 January 7, 2021

shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)

Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.

by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013

hebrew fisting

The act of a Jewish couple fisting each other

Man Martha and James were Hebrew fisting in the corner of the synagogue

by Bigdaddysausage June 7, 2016

Fist to Starfish

To punch someone in the asshole.

Seriously. the next one to fart gets "Fist to Starfish!"

by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011

fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.

my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.

by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011