DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.

DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.

by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024

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Goon

Samual birkin

Goon is Samual birkin from Nuneaton likes to threaten woman

by Shuffle truffle April 29, 2023

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Moon Gooning

when you wait till mid night, kill an elk with a tribe of native Americans, take it's head and put it on top of yours, cover yourself in its blood, and begin edging your self under the stars.
all the while shit faced of Peyote.

Me and eagle eye are gonna go down to the river bed and begin moon gooning

by eagle eye532 November 19, 2023

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Rage Goon

When someone is gooning in an angry manor.

He rage gooned last night.

by GooGiver32 May 14, 2025

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Flicker Gooning

A masculine term: Gooning at very high and difficult to achieve speeds whilst utilising a flicking motion against the Meatus of one's penis to achieve hyperstimulation. This technique has notoriously been said to be near impossible to consistently master, as it requires perfect sync between the user's ring and index finger. Flicker gooning is seen as an expert class technique among professional underground gooncaves.

"Maaaaan... I can't wait to learn flicker gooning.. it'd be a nice way to pass the class time.."

by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024

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