dutch duck

a retarded duck

12:31 <+lilchristiano> wats a dutch duck
12:31 <+Duckeh> me XD

by thisguy111!1 January 18, 2009

Dutch Rub

When a Gay Dutchman rubs up against you

Rhett "That Gay Dutchman just tried to cop a feel of my butt!"

Joe "He Got Some Nerve, giving you a Dutch Rub!"

by Addicted To Love Rhett Titus May 18, 2009

dutch mafia

the best broom ball team ever

the dutch mafia is the best michigan tech broom ball team.

by bob vis November 17, 2007

Dutch Blindfold

DBF \DEE-bee-eff\, noun:
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole

"The sum total length of Dutch Blindfold's members' members is 20 billion pounds. Did we just blow your mind?"

Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."

by shenaynay_digguns November 30, 2006

dutch lettuce

When one shoves lettuce drenched in a concoction of dog shit and three types of hot sauce in anothers ass, while a man dressed as mario fucks ones drain pipe while blowing a midget dressed as an ompanlompa and smells like arm pitts while waluigi fucks your mouth.

hey dude i was fucking this kid last nite and he asked for a dutch lettuce

by heievfj February 6, 2017

Dutch windmill

When a guy strips and swings his dick around and around in circles (preferably while high)

Hey, how was it last night with Jake?

Oh lol, not great. He was so baked he was basically Dutch windmilling it.

by tanya hardon July 2, 2020

Dutch Bump

A cleaner and more politically correct term for Douche Bag i.e. a person who is arrogant, cocky, flashy and/or an idiot who angers everyone but himself.

Jonny always acts like a dutch bump when he's around Bill.

by Rat-a-tat-tat January 12, 2011