Bobby Jack

A type of clothing brand with a conceited monkey on it.

Samantha: OMG! I got a new jacket from Bobby Jack!!
Lauren: Does it have that butt scratching ape on it?
Samantha: Yeah!!

by Junk in the Trunk August 1, 2007

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Jacked Jesus

Jacked Jesus is like Jesus but is short and stronger around the height of 5'3, if he flexes on you, you will disappear into dust in an instant, like being thanosed, he is too strong some people say but they are right!

Jacked Jesus: *Flexes*
You: *Disappears*

by The Priest Logan December 10, 2019

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Stack and Jack

This is when no less than 9 homeless guys pile into the back seat of your car (generally a Prius) then lay down on top of each other stacking one by one then jack each other off.

Hey Lou! That there fuck party we had behind the dumpster last week damn near broke my dick off! Maybe tonight when everyone gets here we can just jump in this Prius and do an old fashioned Stack and Jack...So we can have a night off and I can ice my dick...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 31, 2018

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Jack Walten

oh my god hes so hummina hummina awooga hot man whos bff killed his kids ...
his wife is hot too

Misa: HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOGA SNIFF BARK BARK BARK *going absolutely feral*
Jack Walten: ..What?

by fart mc fart April 22, 2022

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tranny jack

When a man inadvertently picks up a transvestite and then finds out it's really a dude, decides to have the transvestite jack him off instead of just leaving the situation.

Hey Mike, you remember that chick I went home with last night? Turns out she was a dude. I settled for a tranny jack.

by The real "Q" December 19, 2011

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