Jacked Jesus is like Jesus but is short and stronger around the height of 5'3, if he flexes on you, you will disappear into dust in an instant, like being thanosed, he is too strong some people say but they are right!
by The Priest Logan December 10, 2019
Get the Jacked Jesusmug. Verb. The act of giving a monologue before killing someone. Also, the act of giving a monologue before being killed. In both instances, this is used to dramatic effect in movies.
The name is taken from the actor Samuel L. Jackson who has made extensive use of this effect.
The name is taken from the actor Samuel L. Jackson who has made extensive use of this effect.
See Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction and Russell Franklin in Deep Blue Sea, where Samuel L. Jackson sam-jacks someone and himself is sam-jacked.
Also, the Boondock Saints movie contains several similar scenes where the brothers sam-jack criminals while reciting a Catholic prayer.
Also, the Boondock Saints movie contains several similar scenes where the brothers sam-jack criminals while reciting a Catholic prayer.
by kahn989 August 21, 2009
Get the Sam-jackmug. This is when no less than 9 homeless guys pile into the back seat of your car (generally a Prius) then lay down on top of each other stacking one by one then jack each other off.
Hey Lou! That there fuck party we had behind the dumpster last week damn near broke my dick off! Maybe tonight when everyone gets here we can just jump in this Prius and do an old fashioned Stack and Jack...So we can have a night off and I can ice my dick...
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 31, 2018
Get the Stack and Jackmug. When a man inadvertently picks up a transvestite and then finds out it's really a dude, decides to have the transvestite jack him off instead of just leaving the situation.
Hey Mike, you remember that chick I went home with last night? Turns out she was a dude. I settled for a tranny jack.
by The real "Q" December 19, 2011
Get the tranny jackmug. by frankfordgirl21 January 27, 2011
Get the jack paynemug. Ultimate Dickhead of Dickheads, NOT TO BE TRUSTED UNDER ANYN CIRCUMSTANCES
P.S. He is a stalker plus C0KK MUNCHER and will do anything for men to look at him, even stare at them.
STAY AWAY
P.S. He is a stalker plus C0KK MUNCHER and will do anything for men to look at him, even stare at them.
STAY AWAY
by C0KK_F4nb0y_2003 September 7, 2018
Get the jack sykesmug. The act of ejaculating directly into the navel thus filling the belly button with jape. Only works with an "inny" belly button.
While boinking Bertha, I noticed she had an "inny" belly button with a nice reservoir. So, I pulled out and gave her a Jack Button.
by MiltonHighlander August 20, 2006
Get the Jack Buttonmug.