Fake News

News devoid of or loosely associated with fact which is intended for the general public. Fake news is generated at the behest of a public or private institution for whatever reason.

Guy: Did you hear about the GOP Flying Pizza Monster? They say it's coming to soak up all our oil!! What we will do bro?!!?
Other Guy: Man, that's just fake news, get a hold of yourself and do some research.

by rockthisway December 16, 2016

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New Hartford

An extremely wealthy suburb in upstate New York much like Greenwich, CT or Beverly Hills, CA. Don't even bother moving here in you're not a millionaire. Tourists, however, are always welcome.

Donald Trump: "I flew to New Hartford yesterday for a haircut."

Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."

Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."

Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!

by Tim Jerome December 19, 2007

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New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.

I fucking HEART New York!!!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005

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New Boyz

A two person group with two of the sexiest guys ever. Earl (Ben J) Benjamin and Dominic (Legacy) Thomas. Started off as rappers in a group with more people but they wanted to go solo so they formed a group. Legacy moved away and went to a new skool and when he came back, him and Ben J were talkin about how he was the new boy (they said this when they were on 106&park) and thats how they got there name. Made jerking a phenominon :)

Tie me down~ New Boyz

by cc96 May 26, 2010

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