texas bling

Large rhinestone's that are put on almost every item of women's clothing in the state of Texas.

You know you're in Dallas when you see big hair and Texas bling

by DaltonJ October 12, 2013

texas bug fucker

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.

Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.

by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014

King Ranch, Texas

The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!

My neighbor took me to see King Ranch, Texas & I was simply Astounded!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Texas Wiz Kid

A person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their dick is big.

Steven: Did you hear Jared peeing this morning? So loud. He must have a monster dong.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.

by Ode Sauce March 3, 2017

Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

by Pheecees September 7, 2019

Texas Rear End

Three guys simultaneously thrusting their genitalia into a woman's anus while in a pickup truck on the side of a dirt or gravel road.

"So how was that Texas Rear End last night?"

"I don't want to talk about it"

by Stretch god June 9, 2016

Texas Hold ‘Em

The superior form of poker: each player is dealt 2 cards, face down. A round of betting ensues. Then 3 cards are dealt in the middle of the table, face up. Bet. Another card in the middle. Bet. Again. Bet. Your hand is not required to include the initial facedown cards and standard poker rules apply.

If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”

Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.

Let’s play Texas Hold ‘Em

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019