harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016

Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Whale

It's so big and sometimes it blows up

Whales are so overated
Kid:
Me: I did not know you thought of ur mom that way

by Kanepg April 4, 2022

land whale

typical genshin player named nathan
will probably make whale call like sounds at you
schizo
beware

normal person: “Hi!”
land whale: “Baddie purr, i need a roll”

by fentluvr January 20, 2024

Whaling

To slide down a Overweight persons shit covered back crevasse and moaning like a baby beluga whale

Tim: Hey howd that date with that fat chick go
Greg: y'know, a little stinky but pretty fun. you should also try out whaling.

by ProudWhyteSupremysist July 31, 2025

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

Whale

It's so big and sometimes it blows up

Whales are so overated
Kid:
Me: I did not know you thought of ur mom that way

by Kanepg April 4, 2022