Mai Tai Surprise

The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.

Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.

Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.

by travisonfire January 16, 2013

Whoville surprise kiss

Just like the “grinch kiss” but add corn to your diet for a delightful surprise!

Warning: flushing after act is not recommended

“Cassie gave me the best Whoville surprise kiss on Christmas”, said James.

by Jane092413 December 15, 2021

strawberry chocolate surprise

Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.

Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.

by Roflles July 2, 2017

Lazy eye Surprise

when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave

i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.

by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010

tuna melt surprise

to have a girl suck another woman's pussy juice off your dick

have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise

by joeyab July 13, 2011

Surprise Bowel Movement

aka SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a piss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to poop.

"Dude, what took you so long to piss? Did you fall in?!"

"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."

by Rabadina March 25, 2009

chow mein surprise

When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth

"I just did the best chow mein surprise with my girl yesterday" "the kid enjoyed it too"

by BigPeePeePooPoo November 22, 2019