Stephanie Meyer

An author who deserves an award, probably because of the fact that she has brainwashed the most teenage girls in the smallest amount of time.

Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.

(Phone Conversation)
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is

(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week

by TwilightisAnnoying February 20, 2009

Steppa60

A legendary man only fabled in ancient scripts written by holy scribes. Steppa60 is said to have a cock so abnormally huge that the milkway we live on is just his jizz stream that he left for us as a final goodbye memorabilia before his tragic retirement as the lord and savior of reality itself. Steppa60 ranks supreme among dieties and was told by legendary egyption hyroglyphics to have had so many bitches, that he retired because he got sick of his hands being pruny from how wet he was when he was drowning in his sea of hoes, also told of in legend.

All hail our lord and savior, Steppa60.

by AidenIsSteppa60sScribe March 20, 2022

stepdad

A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.

Two teens were hanging out talking about life at home. One told the other how his stepdad didn't respect him and treated him like crap. The other teen responded " Wow dude, that sucks, my stepdad is the best thing that ever happened for my mom and me."

by jpg3 August 11, 2010

Stephen Amell

Stephen Amell is a Canadian actor who is most known for his role in the show, Arrow. He plays the Green Arrow/The Arrow, and is damn attractive.

Friend: What's the actor's name who plays that really hot superhero in Arrow?
Me: Oh, that's Stephen Amell.

by IAmFandomTrash June 29, 2016

half steppin'

trying too hard to be something you're not, and using a thinly disguised method to do it; someone who is a phony; an imposter; faker; bullshitter; a charlatan; A person who makes elaborate, fraudulent, and often voluble claims to skill or knowledge; a quack or fraud;

"he ain't nothin' ... he be half steppin'

Afro-American origin; early 1960s; jazz musicians would criticize a player who obviously had no talent or originality, who would try to play "hip" lines on his horn a half step outside of the key, in an attempt to copy master jazz saxophonist John Coltrane. Ex: "he ain't playin' nothin'.... he's just half steppin'.... (i.e., playing musical melodies momentarily a half step out of the key to create harmonic tension resolved by moving back inside the key, a cheap imitation of the real thing).

by Jazz musician October 16, 2013

stephen sondheim

A musical theater composer and lyricist, known for such works as Sweeney Todd, Into the Woods, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Sunday in the Park with George, among many many others. He is widely regarded as a genius, for his extremely clever lyrics and inner-rhyming trickery.

I just saw Sweeney Todd, and it was the most brilliant and creepy thing I've ever witnessed. Stephen Sondheim is a genius.

by Benjamin Barker July 7, 2006

Stephenie Meyer

A Stephenie Meyer is an egotistical, bored housewife who dreams up disturbing fantasies (some that could even be considered illegal) and makes lots of cash from it. There will be many (mostly illiterature and retarded) devotees of a SM's propaganda, and then there will be the more intelligent Anti-SMs. SMs generally write/talk about drivel that will go on for a long time, and some people will even consider the works of a SM quality fiction.

A Stephenie Meyer: Omg! Did u read my skript, init awsum!!! the main guyzzz soooo hawt!

Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.

A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!

by Light and Takori-senpai May 1, 2009