Spotted Cunt

A pussy from a Walsall prostitute has lots of spots so they have their own comedy name

"That's some wild spotted cunt, be careful kids"

by Hazdonium January 17, 2020

T-spot

The place where one is most ticklish, often hard to find because people move when tickled

Thomas T-spot is on his side

by TankFromTCT July 18, 2025

Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.

Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'

by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009

vanilla spots

Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.

Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?

by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017

J spot

Where Alex James Murray and William bun zoots

Wee sacks come j spot

by anonymous September 26, 2020

I know your favorite spot

a lyric in the song 34+35 (add it up :) meaning touch the boobs or boobies

i know your favorite spot boy :)

by mad as fuck boi February 9, 2021

pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.

"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."

by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020